Humor: Cortitas y al pie

“I had a small Problem but, by just applying a few OOP design patterns, now I have a whole shining ProblemFactory”

Visto en un twit.


“A programmer has a problem. They decide to use a IEEE float. They now have 1.999998787898 problems.”

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“If you have a problem and decide to use Java … Now you have a Problem and a ProblemImpl”

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“Java, write once, run away!”

Visto en algun lado de la web.


“Q: How many Java devs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 1 to change the bulb and 3 to rewrite the implementors of LuminousDevice.java”

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“Q: How many JavaScript developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: true”

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“In Xcode, I click the “Debug” button but my program still has bugs. Anyone else seen this?”

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“A web developer walked into a bar. But quickly left when he saw the table layout. “

Visto en FunctionSource.


“I was told not to use tables. How do I line up the divs for this spreadsheet?”

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“20+ years of frontend summarized: (1990s)⇒ <table>..stuff..</table> (2000s)⇒ <div>..stuff..</div> (now)⇒ <script>..stuff..</script>”

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